Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teens wrist have in common They both have cutting marks
I slit my wrists
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair? Me: Dunno, but i'll probably cut my wrists first
why did aaron slit his wrists because its him
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
