Wrist

Wrist jokes

Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)

What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?

Nothing, I cut both of them.

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  • If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

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  • What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?

    They both have cutting marks.

    A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

    I walked towards him.

    "I prefer slit," I said.

    "Why?" He asked.

    "You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

    What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. πŸ™‚πŸ’ŠπŸ’‰

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