Ribbon jokes
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 馃槨
My dad said people shouldn鈥檛 get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
