Ribbon

Ribbon Jokes

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".

shame on Penaldo for ruining the event๐Ÿ˜ก

My dad said people shouldnโ€™t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.