What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Ribbon Jokes
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! π‘
My dad said people shouldnβt get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
