Workplace

Workplace Jokes

Bosses are like seagulls.

They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.

What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

Showing them the ropes.

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I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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