I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
