Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
What do you do if you see a indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of indian culture
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there
what do a fat woman and bricks have in common, them both get layed by Mexicans
how did the lesbian die? homocide
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl ? The emi girl still bleeds
Whatβs the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? Oneβs finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
As a woman Why is your stomach bigger than your bums? π
When you see woman with leg chain, what usually comes to your mind? π€£π
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana??............................................................................................................................. Dead
"Whats the capital of Texas", Said The Brown Hair. " T ", Said The Blonde
A women decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, βI hope you donβt mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?β.
βAbout 32,β is the reply.β
βNope! Iβm exactly 50,β the woman says happily.<br> A little while later she goes into McDonaldβs and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, βIβd guess about 29.β The woman replies with a big smile, βNope, Iβm 50.β
Now sheβs feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.
The clerk responds, βOh, Iβd say 30.β
Again she proudly responds, βIβm 50, but thank you!β
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, βLady, Iβm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.β
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, βWhat the hell, go ahead.β
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, βOkay, okay.....How old am I?β
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, βMadam, you are 50.β
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, βThat was incredible, how could you tell?β
βI was behind you at McDonaldsβ.
A strong woman
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didnβt, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
"in chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king"
I mean yea the chess board looks like kitchen floor so-
what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasnβt opened her present yet.
