Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.
What does a man have 3 of witch a girl only has 2 of
Legs
Yo mama so fat when someome asked her to touch her chin she ask "witch one?"
troll your friend by saying i and saying cup and then tell them that that means i see you pee LOL there is also lettuce cup witch means let us see you pee
witch falls faster feather or an emo
Feather because the emo are always hanging in
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock... Who's there? The CHICKEN
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch!!!”
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door
what's a witch favorite subject
why dosent the witch wear panties
to get a better grip on her broom stick
I wanted to have sex but i share a room with my brother so we made code tomato for faster and cheese dor more and i shouted tomato tomato cheese cheese. My beother said stop making sand witches your getting mayo on my bed!
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!
Witches do not wear undies. why? To get better grip on ther broomsticks.
You hairline is so long that when i put it on email it didn't send witch is ETHAN BRIDEWATER
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks
If you looked in the mirror you would see a ugly person witch is you.
I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
