Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock... Who's there? The CHICKEN
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch!!!”
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
What's a witch's favorite subject?
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks
