A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid
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What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock... Who's there? The CHICKEN
I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
Simon says touch your chin . the fat people be like. .Witch one.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch!!!”
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
what's a witch favorite subject
why dosent the witch wear panties
to get a better grip on her broom stick
Friend:Hey let me give you a little riddle theres a table four people who are supposed to sit there is you me will mary in witch or will they sit
Other friend:uhm you, me, mary and will?
Friend 1:nope guess again!
Other friend:okay what about will you mary me? oh wait...
friend 1:OF course!!!!:D
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
My friend said to me how to spell Tom and I said t o m m and he said that not how you spell it’sTom and he sese you have to take out 1m and he so I said but witch one
I wanted to have sex but i share a room with my brother so we made code tomato for faster and cheese dor more and i shouted tomato tomato cheese cheese. My beother said stop making sand witches your getting mayo on my bed!
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!
Witches do not wear undies. why? To get better grip on ther broomsticks.
You hairline is so long that when i put it on email it didn't send witch is ETHAN BRIDEWATER
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks
