Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid
What goes cackle cackle *bonk*?
A witch laughing it's head off.
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches donโt serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Why donโt witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Whatโs a witchโs favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
