Witch jokes
Why did they burn witches back in the day?
Because they were annoying feminists.
Burn witches and stone whores.
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!