New Witch Jokes

Witches do not wear undies. why? To get better grip on ther broomsticks.

Yo mama so fat when someome asked her to touch her chin she ask "witch one?"

troll your friend by saying i and saying cup and then tell them that that means i see you pee LOL there is also lettuce cup witch means let us see you pee

What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

What does a man have 3 of witch a girl only has 2 of

Legs

me: Ice women diary: a witch's tin key-other: what? you said"I swim in diarrhoea, which is stinky?

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door

witch falls faster feather or an emo

Feather because the emo are always hanging in

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid

What goes cackle cackle *bonk*?

A witch laughing it's head off.

I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless

I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing