Hex jokes

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.