Cauldron jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their broom.

Why don’t witches wear underwear?

To get a better grip on their broom.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?

A witch laughing its head off.

What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?

Ma-SCARE-a!