Cauldron jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their broom.

Why don’t witches wear underwear?

To get a better grip on their broom.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?

A witch laughing its head off.

What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?

Ma-SCARE-a!

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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