Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
What goes cackle cackle *bonk*?
A witch laughing it's head off.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
