Cauldron jokes
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:
*looks at toaster*