Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
my mom asked me if i was okay so i replied i will be an jumped out the window!
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly
Q: Have you ever felt a window? A: Did you feel the pane?
'...This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window.
"What's been going on John?"' I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!'
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
how to make time fly
answer throw a clock out of the window
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? - Because he had a new window open...
😂👌🏻
i thought i saw a cool sticker on my office window, then i realized it was getting bigger and bigger
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Why did jimmy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see time fly.
My Dad was mowing the grass today, I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
