Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why should you never fart in an Apple store? Because they have no Windows!

how is stephen hawkins dead? his windows shit down

1 + 1 = window

There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?

Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife

whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .

abortion of chips

Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted

What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod

Exam is knocking at my door. …so I ran away from the window

How did Stephen hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time

I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!

Why did jimmy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see time fly.

I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!

Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!!!

why did stephen hawking die?— he tried to download a free version of windows

Stephen Hawkins died because his wife misunderstood him when he said “My Windows Needs Updating” she had the double glazing removed and he fell out and died.

What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window? A corn stalk!!

Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten