Why jokes
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."