Why jokes
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.