Why jokes
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.