Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why Jokes
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
