Why jokes
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do I have a fat mom?
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.