Why jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why did my wife leave me? I wish I knew.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
I've got not much of anything to be honest.
Been in special classes in school.
Not liked by people.
Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.
31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.
Not very smart.
Don't look good.
Hate myself more than anything.
Been a failure at everything in life.
Probably be alone forever.
People treat me like crap.
Can't do anything right.
And the list goes on and on.
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.