Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why Jokes
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
