Why jokes
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.