Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.