Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.