Why jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.