Why jokes
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why drink water and not bleach?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.