Why jokes
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"