Why jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a magician?

Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?

Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?

Because he kept dropping the BEETS!

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.

Rapper

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever become bankers?

Because they always break the BARS!

Bag

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

Spy

Why do asses make terrible spies?

Because they always CRACK under pressure.

Rapper

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Dick

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

Text

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

Psychopath

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?