Why jokes
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.