Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*