Why jokes
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.