Why jokes
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.