Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why Jokes
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
