Why jokes
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?