Why jokes
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.