Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.