It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
