Why jokes
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.