Why jokes
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
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Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.