Why jokes
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Memes
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!