Why jokes
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
love problems for smart dinosaurs pack 1
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.