Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why is someone disliking my posts?!?
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.