Why jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why tie when you can knot?
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Memes
So that's why...
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.