Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.