Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why Jokes
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
