Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Memes
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!