Why jokes
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Memes
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!