Why jokes
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender? Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.