Why jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.