Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why is Naruto in Black Clover????????????
Knock knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.
Friend: What kind?
Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.
Friend: That's not funny..
Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.
Friend: I'm calling your mom.
Me: She knows.
Friend: What's she doing to help, then?
Me: She's supposed to help?
Friend: Have you told your dad?
Me: I will when he comes back.
Friend: Where is he?
Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.
Friend: ....
Me: What?
Friend: Why?
Me: Why what?
Friend: Why would you joke like that?
Me: I was joking..
Friend: I know.
Me: Oh. I didn't know.
Friend:...
Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...