Pfp Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Penaldo

79 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

Orphan

15 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."

Memory

15 views · Claoky · 2 years ago

The origin of my pfp

A white kitten with one blue eye and one brown eye. Above its head is a loading symbol. The text says: "So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am:

Pocket

9 views · Sad Sarah · 3 years ago

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

Pineapple

5 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

What do you call a pineapple in a pun?

A Puneapple.

Orphan

Mariah Deanda · 4 years ago

The F in orphan stands for family.

Wait, there is no F. (F)

Gmail

11 views · stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The image shows two side-by-side images of the character Woody from Toy Story. On the left, Woody has a sly and sinister smile. On the right, Woody is engulfed in flames while laughing maniacally. The text above the images reads, "Me after finding someone on gmail who has the same pfp as someone online."

Cringe

15 views · FreeSmart! · 10 months ago

I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp

An image of Bart Simpson is crying with broken hearts above his head. The image shows Bart in a purple sweater.

Icon

9 views · Face mcshooty · 11 months ago

A man stands with arms raised in a victorious pose in front of what appears to be a raging fire. The text superimposed on the image reads: "How it feels when you wanna change your PFP but you can't because it's too iconic."

Job Application

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Amy

1 view · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Amy why the invisible pfp

Gmail

8 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

The image shows two different photos of Woody from Toy Story. The first photo shows Woody with a creepy grin and the second photo shows Woody engulfed in flames and laughing maniacally. Text at the top of the images reads, "Me after finding someone on gmail who has the same pfp as someone online."

Superpower

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

The image displays a social media post on a dark background with white text. The text at the top reads, "The Game: you can choose one superpower but the top reply is the consequence". Below this, a comments section from user "hamudi_katan" is visible. The first comment says "I get to choose my own consequence" and has 1,524 likes. The second comment, a reply from "hamudi_katan" to himself, says "@hamudi_katan molested by the guy in my pfp" and has 4,418 likes.

Internet

2 views · Kristian‽ · 2 years ago

CAHNGE UR PFP TO THIS

A close-up of a person's face, featuring glasses and a neutral expression.

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Bree 988

Fallin asleep listening to jackpot noises and casinos. I am obsessed with jackpots. and i kid you not. I legit made a slot machine my pfp somewhere..

Kuromiii💜💜💜

Hey Charlie I get this is a different acc but could I use the matching pfp

K!ttyy

bree im chaning my pfp