Why jokes
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled?
It was because of a face-off in the corner.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."