Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.