Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why Jokes
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
