Why jokes
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.