Why jokes
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.