Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Why Jokes
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
Why Jake?
FRRR N
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
