Why jokes
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.