Why jokes
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.