Why jokes
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.