Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why Jokes
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
