Why jokes
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!