Why jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. š¤£
If itās called the āliving room,ā why did my grandma die there?
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims š
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because heās Hitler!
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Why does an orphanās calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Fatherās or Motherās Days on their calendar.
Why donāt orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They wonāt be found because no one will look for them.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.