Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Why Jokes
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
