Why jokes
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.