Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why Jokes
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
