Why jokes
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.