Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
