Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.