Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.