Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*