Why did the chicken cross the road

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

Chicken

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Person: Why?

Me: Because he wanted to.

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  • Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!

    Knock knock?

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

    The chicken who?

    The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Heehheehehehehehehe

    To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...

    Death

    Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?

    Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Son: Why?

    Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Why?

    To get to the idiot's house.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the gay man's house.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

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  • Chicken

    This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

    Chicken

    Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

    P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

    P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

    P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*