Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.