Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
why did the chicken cross the road?
the chicken next to him farted.
why did the chicken cross the road.
to die
Why did the chicken cross the road? To end his pain and suffering.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you hehe
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road
He forgot his eggs
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house! Knock knock? Who’s there? The chicken. The chicken who? The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
why did the chicken cross the road heehheehehehehehehe
to get to the other side ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa
Why did the chicken cross the road? Scroll down to see.
To get to the other side! haha so funny...
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
why?
To get to the idiots house
Knock knock
Who's there
The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay mans house.
Knock,knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the idiots house
Knock, Knock Who's there? Chicken
