Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.