Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...