Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It only went halfway

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? - A: It just felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay persons house! knock knock (whos there) the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road

why did the chicken cross the road? to visit the idiot. knock knock whos there? the chicken the chicken who? *silence*

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Too get ran over by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road Answer: to get to his job at KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.

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Wade. You're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not. I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny

Heres why the chicken crossed the road...

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)