Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It only went halfway
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? - A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay persons house! knock knock (whos there) the chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road
why did the chicken cross the road? to visit the idiot. knock knock whos there? the chicken the chicken who? *silence*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Too get ran over by a truck
Why did the chicken cross the road Answer: to get to his job at KFC
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Ok wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Wade. You're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not. I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)
Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his friend. Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the over side
Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get away from the man. Why did the man cross the road? Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
why did sophia cross the road to eat her nuggies
why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he was on crack
