Why did the chicken cross the road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.