White people jokes
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
