White people jokes
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.