What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Father’s Day
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
Why do white people own a lot of pets? Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks? Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
White people cant jump”.... “You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”
How does white people backyard looks like, Cotton field!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to ur on lotion
Why do white people own so many pets ?
Cuz they can't own people anymore.
why can't white people go to blackpool? cuz they're not black
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
When God make white people he said "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT"
Who says white people can't jump? Have you seen the 911 footage?
So all blondes are dumb rite?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than black?
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch the hunger games the Africans live it
