White people jokes
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.