Whats jokes
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.