Whats jokes
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!