What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
Whats Jokes
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
