What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Whats Jokes
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
