Whats jokes
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.