Whats jokes
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.