Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Whats Jokes
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What does a cow say? Moo.
What is "moo becanira?"
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
