Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.