Whats jokes
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”