What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Whats Jokes
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What were the webs?
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What age is served for breakfast?
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
