Whats jokes
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.