Whats jokes
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What kind of band never plays music?
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.