Whats jokes
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.