What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
Whats Jokes
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.