What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Whats Jokes
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
