Whats jokes
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"