Whats jokes
What is a car?
What is magic?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
What is a dog?
An animal.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
What is your name?
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What is a car that runs and can't?
What is a difference between a tree and a car? A car 🚙 can drive and [a] tree 🌲 can not drive.
What time is it?
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.