Whats jokes
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is your body like? Soft.
What is mail? Boring.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!