What do you call a cow with no leg?
Whats Jokes
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
