Whats jokes
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!