Whats jokes
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
What is ioooooooo?
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?