Whats jokes
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.