What do you call jokes
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!