What do you call jokes
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.