What do you call jokes
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!