Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
your mom is so fat wen you printid the picshor it wold not stop printing😂😂🤣🤣
question: what did the fish say wen he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
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Yo so small that wen you go the doctor he doesn’t no you there
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wen im sad i cut myslef..........A PICE OF CAKE!!
jack and jill went up a hill so jill could lik jacks candystik but jill got a suprise wen she saw her borfiend rik he got so angre jack has no candestik no more jill went home whith a black i and rik got arested for cuting jacks candystik
Whats the difference to A komikaze an bin ladin binLadin survived wen he went into a building i have aids
wen you are stresing from home work just do some skatbording and kick but.
What Do you do wen you see a wenner dog I like you wenner
Wat happen wen u suck
u succ
yo mama so fat wen she steppid on a monster truck she turned i into a lowrider
what did Cinderella say wen she got to the ball guu
wen do you take a cow to the moves on a mooooday
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